Everything I Need to Know About Life, I learned from Noah's Ark

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan Ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Say fit: When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.

Five: Don't listen to Critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake; travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with
the cheetahs.

Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, God promised, there's always a rainbow
waiting....